Last night McSteamy broke his penis on Grey's Anatomy. I don't watch that show, Andy at Towleroad told me. Anyways I guess there is some debate about whether or not this is something that can actually happen, as there is no 'penis bone,' per say. People just call it a bone. Or a boner. Boner is such a funny word. Ha ha, Boner!
Some people don't think it's possible to break a penis, which is weird to me because that's something that every man should know is true and therefore avoid.
Although extremely rare, the horrific truth is that guys can absolutely suffer a penile fracture, as smart people call it in them fancy books. Even more disturbing, such an injury causes an audible pop or snapping sound. Then willy turns black and blue. Followed by terrible pain.
The condition is not permanent, but it's something neither party would ever forget in a lifetime. Can you imagine if you broke someone's dick? That's bad karma for sure. Be kind to the penis.
This is perhaps the only situation in which I would not want to see what's beneath that blanket...oh who am I kidding? Even tragically black and blue I'd still go for a peak. And offer massage therapy. 
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2 comments:
HAHAHA!
My brother broke his when we were in high school!
It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Looked like a droopy swollen boomerang.
I still laugh hysterically when I think of it.
We kept making him show people.
Poor bastard is still crooked after all these years.
Or so I'm told.
OH MY GOD! That is pure evil. But I would point and laugh too.
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