Happy Turkey Gay

I'm spending turkey gay with the WeHo Crew -- various orphans who are enjoying warm weather rather than face the cold where we originate. I've known these whores forever.

When the hosts sent the invitation, they listed what they'd be serving. Being the cruise directors they are, they included a list of side dishes and other items guests should bring -- itemized by name. As anyone who knows me can attest, my cooking is still in the experimental stage. Next to my name, they marked "wine."

I bought some lovely Beaujolais, a French wine that is traditionally only uncorked in November because it goes so well with turkey.

No matter where you are, your loved ones can always be with you in the heart! I wish you well my friends. Now I'm going to go get stuffed, then later, have Thanksgiving dinner.