Theme this bitch

I'm guessing the theme displayed in this picture may have been "Psychedelic North Pole," and while we can probably all agree it's totally overkill and really horrendously gaudy, they fucking went for it, and I sort of love it.

When you throw a par-tay (different from "party" because a par-tay means there are no expectations of sobriety) you should always have a theme. A theme spramps up your event and takes it to the next level. It also makes it easier to decide on your decor. I mean, if somebody said to you, "Let’s make this Christmas fucking great, but also totally insane, like a Psychedelic North Pole," then it's understood. You know what you're aiming for, so basically half the work is done. Having a plan of attack will always serve you best. Don't misunderstand, things never really go completely according to The Plan, but it makes you feel good to have one, is what I'm saying. There's a vision, now all you have to do is bring it to life.

The Christmas holiday is always a great time to go absolutely nuts, because even the tackiest shit sort of looks like it belongs there. Is there such a thing as TOO MUCH holiday cheer? Take another look at the picture, recover your retinas, and you tell me.

Be sure to let your guests in on the fun by telling them the theme. This year, I'm hosting my 3rd annual 'WHITE TRASH XMAS PARTY' which is sort of like the second coming of Halloween, except everyone has the same sort of costume. Guests opt not to shave, wear hunting gear, tank tops and house slippers while we serve Kentucky Fried Chicken and beer. It's real fuckin' classy.