HNT: Halloween

BOO!!! Happy {almost} Halloween, bitches! It's time to get {half} naked!

I love this time of year, and everybody who dresses up gets cool points with me. Yeah, I give out cool points now. I'm also changing my name to Wes McDouche, as that seems fitting.

Anycoolpoints, people act differently and approach others differently in costume -- it's pure playtime. You can't help it, it happens naturally when you see a reflection in the mirror that looks like somebody else. You lose yourself for the night, becoming the character you have created. It may seem trivial, but letting yourself go now and then is important to living a BETTER life. Have fun!

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Halloween is a freak-fest and I love it.

Plus, it's the one day of the year it's okay to take candy from strangers.

The first pic is my awesome mom {major cool points} as a witch.





three's companyTotally 80's guy & my friend Genie
blowing the whistle on genie
discoSLUT & genie
genie is a photo whore
mr. bernard is dead
ravashing
wonder woman makes toquitoes
da gang's all here

Happy birthday, cowboy

Brad Paisley cattle prods 37 today.

Would you have a roll in the hay with BP? Bitches know I would.

"No personal trainer," he says. "I work out with the guys in the crew when we're on the road, and I run a lot. When I'm home, [his wife] Kim and I work out together when there's time."

Dancing hottie Tony Dovolani

This is the body you get on the dance floor. A hot shot...just because. Enjoy.

I've been thinking about getting back into dance class. They're so fun that you don't even feel like you're working out. They have a new dance studio in WeHo, so I plan to check it out soon and maybe sign up for some classes. Last night when I walked by, all the employees were elegantly huddled up next to a TV watching 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Do you watch the show? Even if you don't, I'm sure you know the cast of characters. Do you have a favorite dancer?

Cousin Balki doesn't take any shit

Bronson Pinchot, best known for the lame but lovable 80s sitcom 'Perfect Strangers,' told the AVclub about on-set abuse, and how he will never endure it again.

He says of filming 'Courage Under Fire' in 1996: "That was a low point, because Denzel Washington was behind the incredibly cowardly bullshit of 'This is my character, not me.' He was really abusive to me and everybody on that movie, and his official explanation was that his character didn’t like me, but it was a dreadful experience. I spent my salary on time with my shrink just for helping me get through it, and what that led to was the very next big movie that I did. I should have said to the producers, 'You get that guy in line, or I’m out of here.' Life’s too short.

"But the next movie I did, the director was getting a lot of crap from his star, and he started to take it out on me one day, and just like a German shepherd—you know when a German shepherd stands up on its hind legs and puts its paws on your shoulders?

"I put my hands on his shoulders and I very gently but firmly said, “I don’t do abuse, and if you say one more word of abuse to me, I’m on a plane, and you don’t have enough money to keep me here.” And that was the end of it, and I’ve never taken abuse again. And I wasn’t vile or anything, it just ripped out of me. Denzel Washington cured me forever of thinking that there is any amount of money or anything that could ever, ever make it okay to be abused. The script supervisor on that movie said it’s like watching somebody kick a puppy. He was so vile. And after that, I just would never endure it again."

Working actors like Bronson get very little credit, because they're not wildly famous or regularly splashed across magazine covers. What it comes down to is being able to live your dream -- and still be the person you want to be. If you haven't seen 'True Romance,' it is one of my favorite movies that features the actor. He doesn't have a leading role, but you can't forget his part. The sign of a true character actor!

Let your freak flag fly

While there are many people along the way who will teach you about self acceptance, only you can decide to love you. DIY! {do-it-yourself}

There is an incredible power in accepting yourself as you are, at this moment. Not just the person you hope and want to be, but the one with all the faults and fallacies that exists right here and now in the real world.

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HNT: Spank it

The Do-It-Yourself theme continues!

"There are weeks when I'll spank a lot, and other weeks I'll be apathetic and lonely and won't want to look at my cock." -Mike Dirnt of Green Day*

I'm pretty sure that people who say they don't masturbate are liars. I've had a lot on my mind this week and dealt with some frustrations and also my ability to communicate, the ultimate irony for a writer -- as I effectively communicate things for a living, which is the opposite of what you would expect, therefore making the situation ironic. In case you were wondering, people who say "ironic, isn't it?" when the matter at hand is a coincidence or whatever, make my eyes roll to the back of my head. Seriously, not everything is fucking ironic.

Also frustrating is that which I tweeted earlier this week. If you're not using Twitter -- or if you are and haven't been following me -- you totally should! Not everybody really understands how to use the site, so they tweet about dumb shit, but it's basically a shorthand conversation with the world. Or the few hundred people tuned into your tweets. Anyshits, I was feeling conflicted and deep and pondering and stuff, so my message manifested as such: Worst part of maturity is second guessing yourself. When I was younger I was too dumb to think of the alternatives.

Such is life. I had a point and it was this: A good wank will set you right.

I'm sure I've said it a million times. Some guys are quiet about it, but most will boast. We are not ashamed about touching ourselves. Plus, I am certain a good sex partner teaches their mate how to stimulate them, or at least they really should.

Exploring our bodies is healthy, natural and fun!

*Quote via Catlow365


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