Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Run for your life!

'Glee' stud Matthew Morrison better watch where he runs here in Hollywood, because Imma pull over and abduct that hot bitch right there.

I'd return him so he could tape the show, don't worry Gleeks! My insane stalker fantasies are never entirely selfish. There a some bitches so fine it would be a crime to hide them away from the world. I'm mean sure, it's technically illegal to tie any hot slut up and imprison them in a dirty sex dungeon, but if they're not really contributing great things to the world like a TV musical about a glorified high school chorus, does it really count? (again, technically there is some "law" thing that says it does...but the point is, I just want to borrow him).

Matthew runs because he likes to get his fitness on by himself. Running can be a great activity to clear your mind and release tensions. Personally, I think it fucking sucks and I hate it, but that was the topic I choose for my most recent column over on popbytes.com

The stuff I post over on popbytes (every Wednesday) is all about the philosophy behind fitness, so while everybody knows how to run and some of us hate it, there are things to think about beyond the activity itself. I may enjoy my next run more by really trying to meditate and clear my mind; just breathe in-and-out, letting the scenery pass by without distraction or thought. Get myself in the zone. And smile for the paparazzi.

More Matthew Morrison...in his underwear!!

1 comments:

WannabeVirginia W. said...

I would probably pass out if I ever run into Mr. Morrison. He kind of reminds me of Justin Timberlake. I just don't know why.