Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Eatery: Starbucks is bigger than your stomach

This is just nonsensical. The new Starbucks "trenta" size is BIGGER than your tummy! As coffee is a diuretic, good luck making it to the bathroom all damn day. Here in Hollywood, carrying a Starbucks cup is a status symbol of corporate conformity.

I personally look down my surgically altered nose at chain stores in general. Starbucks is the McDonald's of coffee. Nobody eats at McDonald's because they have the best burgers. Likewise, nobody goes to Starbucks because they have the best coffee you've ever tasted; they produce a medium-grade product that is mass distributed to billions of retail outlets across the country. It is exceedingly mediocre.

Yah, I'm a fucking snob!

Whatever. A proper portion does not exceed the size of your stomach. What's a healthy serving size? See visual representaions for common food items

2 comments:

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Cogent Ascending said...

I'm embracing all things mediocre.
Starbucks included.
But not mcdonalds.
Wendys is ok though.