Friday, January 21, 2011

Health: Underwear is good for you

Did you know that there's no medical reson to wear underwear? LET'S ALL GO COMMANDO! If you're one of those people who is into basic decency and non-chaffing of your no-no parts, Rafael Nadal makes a decent case for sporting Armani undergarments.

Here are the top 5 reasons to wear skivvies, via askmen.com (in quotes, my commentary after...)

* Underwear shows often
"Your underwear is more visible than you think; the slight bend over or lift of your arms can show the world what you’re rocking down there." -- When people see a pair of undies, they think of sex. If people associate your image with sex, you will be popular.

* Underwear makes an impression
"There are lots of guys out there that will spend hundreds of dollars on designer shirts and pants, and then go buy the cheapest socks and underwear that they can find. It's the details that tie your outfit together and add that extra appeal." -- You should definitely show more people how fully fashionable you are.

* Good underwear increases comfort
"To get the best fit, buy fabric that has at least 5% spandex built in. A cotton/spandex blend is the best way to go to avoid sweating." -- Crack sweat is never sexy.

* Good underwear increases confidence
"If you are feeling well-supported and well-presented down there, these feelings will shine through and be noticeable by those around you."

* You never know when a wo/man will see your underwear
"It’s up to you to make sure that you’re best prepared." -- So always be at the ready, like a good little slut.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

you forgot that removal of underwear before the deed begins is quite a thrill