Thursday, December 15, 2011

The only acceptable way to wear boxers


It's the age old question: boxers or briefs?  Personally, I find wearing boxers to be totally annoying. They ride up, have absolutely no support for my friends downtown and are generally unfashionable. Who designs these things?. Some genius invented boxer-briefs, which are apparently created to give you a permanent wedgie. Or maybe my ass is just hungry ...for fabric.

I'm not a strictly tighty whities guy, but that's a good start. Form fitting. Supportive. Also, way better prints and color options. This is very serious stuff, because fashion. I mean comfort!

Ladies, if you are reading this, please go out and get your guy some sexy shit. Some Calvins, Andrew Christianson, N2N or 2(xist). They're tiny man panties that lift and support for a super bulge and sweet ass. You want this.

Guys, if you're reading this you are probably gay, so you probably know what I'm talking about. If you're one of those dudes who refuses to stuff himself into some overpriced chonies, what is your problem?

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